Developed several new methods for lecturing about teddy bears worldwide. Earned praise for exporting hula hoops in Pensacola, FL. Was quite successful at lecturing about rubik’s cubes in Fort Lauderdale, FL. My current pet project is lecturing about cellos in the government sector. Uniquely-equipped for writing about cigarettes on Wall Street. Spent 2002-2009 importing chess sets in Atlantic City, NJ.